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aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

I couldn’t help myself.

I know I’m missing the point, but why is there a fancy-ass waiter at McDonald’s?

(Source: chrull)

As soon as I get home from anywhere…

(Source: nothingcantouchyou)

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: donoteattheyellowsnow)

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation

—Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via twinkmob)

(Source: dacelio)

(Source: lovefromaliar)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: friendlymoose)

carryonmywayward-castiel:

sassy even before lucifer took over his body

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